Under PRESSURE!! Mercdog what!!!!

AHHHHH!
Where to start.... since i wrote last i began to study i lost the battle with beer, i climbed mt yonah also bouldered there on a different day, iv blown out evry climbing shoe i own, ohh yeah and when i was leaving here last friday to go meet KD and shannon at my parents house i was getting on 575, when i heard this thump clunck, noise from the roof one could call it a clatter, i digress anywho... got any guess as to what i had left on top of the car??????? not my sunglasses, not charlie, or obi, but Lauren's Mac book!!!! YUP im an idiot, talk about bummer i slam on the brakes look back just in time to see the car behind me run over it and i mean right down the middle of the damn thing, needless to say it F(*&%^&%*$&^KED soo that was cool, i just got that car to sell and whammy somethging to buy...I love Karma... fortunately im writing to you on the computer i got from my dad, who by the way is still kickin, its crazy a nurse called me the other day and was like yatta yatta your hes gonna bite it today for sure, and im like bummer, but that was days ago and hes still here, nuff about that..
Climbing: well KD is crushin we went to Yonah and he ate a bunch of hard shit, believe it not we both got shut down on a "3" silly... you remeber that thing we were lookin at just down from spiderman boulder well.... KD did it and its rad prolly 6 im hopin its more like 5 but we'll see ha also did a hardass line off that same low rail to a shitty hold, its called twisted rister..... Birthgay weekend comming up and we're gonna hit up the old sandrizzy, im psyched for some REEDS....(GEORGE MICHEAL JUST CAME ON PANDORA NEVER GONNA DANCE AGAIN IT MAKES ME SOO HOT IM SWEATING!!!) The hike t yonah wasnt too bad its weir going to a crag you can climb all over by clipping into cables that run allover the face WEIRD!!! How sick is that shit about the R&I article RAD!!!! i knew you'd get into climbing somehow, your Karma is too good, i hope you crush.... more to come gotta study... its going well, but certainky tough, less than 48 hrs now...... MEAT OUT!!!

P.s- for what its worth I alwayz thought you choked a mean chicken......

Georgia on my MInd.......

....Im waiting on my breakfast Ramen to cool so i can eat it and i thought id recap on the riveting world of GA that you left. Greg and I went knoxville yesterday, i had to sign the cremation papers for my dad, although he is still alive he's barely hanging in.. For all the jondus jokes in the past, i feel as though karma said "you like bilirubin?" here your dad is YELLOW!!!! and i mean YELLA!!!
On a more positive note i took creggy to see that limestone wall i found and He's pysched, we didi a little more exploring and found a pretty sweeeet roof, that will totally go.... So that was rad, Its warming up here 57 is the high for the next few days. KD and I are headed to yonah tomorrow im gonna take him to the indian cave tonight, and Gregg an Pulie are coming up saturday and we'rre gonna go back to yonah and do some routes, needless to say Im stoked!!!!
Now onto your post...WHOA!! those pics are rad, Dad looks a lot like a Boran...Like you said he looks like both of them..WEIRD, and that weird rat thing Im proud of you for skinning a beast, all be it that it was a rat-like creature Id say that's WAAAAAY cooler than killing a chicken... When you learn to play the game Truco, dont beat the hell out of them immediately give it a little while.... of course youd turn a megadeath fan into a NOFX fan good job! The cow and the mazda that's priceless... So your drinkin Mate' you just think when you come back, you and P-dogg can pass the cup! You seem happy and it makes me happy to know that, I was having a rough day yesterday and your post was really helpful, rather uplifting..... Keep up the good work GIRL!!!!
Asta Manana....

KD

SOOOO! VALENTINES day was aaaight! i went to the Boat and is was rad, we had a girl day... well lauren and julie and patricks new chica lyndsey climbed shannon was their but she forgot to clip her fingernails so she didnt climb but it was awesome having all the ladies out at the boat, the view has never been better, lauren got Zen slab, I got lost boys first try,patrick has apparently been workin it for three years, i gave him your beta and he crushed it 1st try!!!! i saw that chris catan lookin dude from escalade you know the short dude that i got intoit with about the WOseph at sandrizzy, anywho he did paintcan sit for the first time but he couldnt do watermelon so that was interesting to say the least.. 2 years ago today we did punk wave in tallualah after simo-soloing the "world's scarriest down climb"and then we had to bust ass home so i could take lauren out.. it was sick im sure you remember you led the route!!! Nic well nic was up late doing shit watchin tv slept till 1:30 and didnt go to the boat but why would he, i told you he'd quit when you left, im waitin on him to get up get out and get someTHIN!!!!!!! Tommorrow i stop drinkin(although tonight------ like right this second----- im drinkin) till im done witht the GRE on the 2nd... studying starts tomorrow and im watchin my parent s hous AKA WALLY from this friday through the next and then i take the test on the following tuesda odly enough they are going on a cruise in central america... ooooo! KD and shannon are coming to my parents friday im takin him to the indian cave and we're gonna go to yonah, lauren seems psyched so maybe she'll boulder... so hopefuly bigthangs will occur.. i loves the megadeath comment on your blog.. todd told me he was a retired house Dj i let it slide!!!! I love you girl Happy Vslentines day.. which according to a movie i just saw entitled Valentines DAy with a super ridiculous cast-- said that saint valentine was a preist that continued to marry citizens in direst conflict with the Kings wishes and his last action was a car to his beloved saying i love you singned your valentine!!! so there it is lesson learned! E A T T H A T S H I T!!!

Another day in paradise....

I worked at my parents today, weedeating, it was alright, dad wants me to cut down some more trees, just the thought feels feels like im losing karma...Well... i did it.. i signed up for the GRE its March 2 at noon.... im sure i wont do as well as the Brain that is Wes, but im gonna do it none the less. Im ready for a new challenge... SO as well as school my new undertaking is..(DRUM ROLL)... I want climbing at STONE MTN!!! like really bad in a far out way!!! Atlanta would officially kick ass, and that would kick ass!!! Psyched on rocktown, my tips need a break from granite..WAAAAAAaaaaaaa!!!! i know but shit my tips are tender as hell for days on end. NIc sucks but he is being more studious he's been going to study groups and shit on days that he doesnt have school, and the biggest nes from the tribulations of the sauce???? he's got a dinner and movie date tomorrow with the girl that has nice hands....what's the catch, she asked him AND she has a boyfriend....CLASSIC**** He's an idiot, I can smell the drama already...


Until next time:

EAT that SHIT!!!!!!!

Day of departure....

Tonight...he leaves the country, and what am I doin tonight???? Watching lost, bitchin at nic, drinking good beer, laughing at people on facebook, stirring up trouble on the SCC message board... basically SHIT, last night we needed to ask him whether or not the sun and earth should be capitalized, whilst i was proof reading weak sauce's glaciation paper, thanks again for leaving me with your dirty work!!!!! I know its only the 1st day but it's weird, I want to call you to bitch about the shitty weather, so fix it already!!! I have started off on the right foot, i did a 2hr work out in the apt... Im officially starting endurance training for routes... again its day one, but im motivated as hell... Thanks for setting the bar so high!!! Ive got a lot of catching up to do...I hope your crushin MI-HAMMY!!!!!!

MEAT!!!!